the fabulous life of a queer femme in action
I finally did it!! I went to… drum roll please… LESBOS! And when I left again I was at least two major lesbian experiences richer. 1. Me + Beach = naked. Something you faithful fans out there know I said I would NEVER do. But I did it. Jumping into the waves, sunbathing and hanging out with my friends, the whole bonanza, naked. Wearing only my tampon string. 2. I started menstruating earlier than expected, something that has never happened before in my whole life. And it was on the night of the full moon while lying in bed listening to drunk dykes howling at it. If that weren’t the Earth Mother and Moon Goddess making me bleed, then I don’t know what… You can’t really get a more lesbian experience than that now, can you? All in all it was a very pleasant vacation, even if the only hot stonebutch in the village was Sappho’s Rock. From there I flew directly to Berlin to meet up with the ex-wife who upon my arrival couldn’t decide whether to be embarrassed for me or if she had found the perfect thing to make fun of me when I proudly waved my Lesbos-bought labrys necklace in her face. She chose both. That doesn‘t stop me from still wearing my 2.50-Euro-double-axe-hanging-on-a-fake-leather-strap piece of exquisite lesbian jewellery every day though. It makes me look like I stepped right out of a Melissa Etheridge video. Hot! In Berlin I had a little reading, a lot of beer and met some awesome an.schläge-readers. Everything was perfect there until the heat wave hit us, the ex-wife almost had a stroke and started having more murder in her eyes than usual. Especially when I took a photo of her walking around wearing her underwear on her head as a protection against the sun. Sun sucking up her sense of humour. Tss tss. Yeah well. She’ll get over it. Until it goes viral.
Lovers, Valencia, Madrid, Friends, Audiences, Pride Parade Performance, Partner, Kvir_feminist_actziya, antirassitischer_migrantischer_queer_feministischer Block, Filming Lesbian Vegetables, Band, Book, Sex. Life is treating me well. Thank you.